Ha!Ha!Ha! He!He!He!

This is for all of you to hear very very very interesting....
http://mytur.ytmnd.com/

Facts Of Life!!!!!!

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you
like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................. you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!

Got from an Email..Woman...Difficult Species....

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...First floorThe door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floorThe sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floorThis sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. "
Fourth floorThis door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!”
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floorThe sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs. "

Wow!!!!!!!

Phone conversation.......

Go to this link very interesting.............How people can react......
http://media.putfile.com/bangla47

KAMBING!!!!

What Are They All Doing???

Kupu-kupu or Rama-rama....??????Which is Which???

Dr. Bhanot's Malay-English Dictionary

kupu-kupu - butterfly
rama-rama - butterfly

English Translation: kupu-kupu Language Expression English Translation or Definition
Indonesian
kupu-kupu
butterfly.

Malay
kupu-kupu
butterfly.

Language Expression English Translation or Definition Malay
rama-rama
butterfly.

So which is which ha???????

Tonight me Just feeling down,,,,,,

The whole day today me am feeling very down and lonely....Me just dont know why....My mood is all down.....

I don't know why but I am just feeling all bored...I am asking myself why???But I myself do not know why......

Maybe is what people told me just now...That I have destroyed my own life and caused every problems to have happened in my life....What have I done....Why .....Why.....

I went for a function just now but my mind was always drifting away....What are my thoughts???? I myself don't know what is going on....

People all think I am irritating them but I have no intention to irritate anyone...

I guess i am just what I am and I cant do much good about it......

Well if I have done wrong I am sorry for what I have done.......

Even after writing this I am feeling down.....

"LOVE"

I fell in LOVE.........I was in LOVE.........

I played with LOVE........I felt what was LOVE.......

I made LOVE.....I slept with LOVE........

I woke up with LOVE....I ate with LOVE.......

I laugh with LOVE....I was happy with LOVE......

I had LOVE.........

But now I am without LOVE........ :( 49 Black

Today In History!!!!!!

32 years ago this day I was born....

Thank God and my parents for bringing me into this world!!!!!

Clips!Clips!Clips!

Sexy Kate In Jeans And Lace
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126948889

Wrestling shows are different nowadays....
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126948755

Ladies..Ladies..Ladies..
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126949343
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1127116644

Cameraman First Day!!
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1127035447

Club Scenes
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126771833

What A Song!!!!
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126176719

Nice Dance!!!
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1125478915

Wow!!!
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126090191

As long it doesn't end up on the net...But of course it did...
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1126089045

Blonde...
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1125989136

Happening Clips

Bali Rodriguez Photo Shoot
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1125066306

Coyote Ugly Chicks
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1125066131

Friends Again!!!!

So loving friends...
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1125243293

Another friends clip...
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1124785544

Who Is She With???

Another advice for guys...Beware?????????????????
http://abum.com/?show_media=10070&file_type=Movies&file_id=hot_lesbian_scene_050807.wmv

The Most Dangerous!!!!

Hi there to all out there,.......

Man has become the most dangerous species on Earth...

MAN KILLING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This!!!

Model Ana....
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This is how u do it!!!!!

Practice makes perfect......

http://www.funnyinside.com/BlowPractice.shtml