Quotes By Famous People...

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns (1896-1996)

"Dancing is silent poetry."
- Simonides (556-468bc)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix

"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."
- Samuel Palmer (1805-80)

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
- Goethe (1749-1832)

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
- Mae West (1892-1980)